Ethan

A major douche who loves the look of himself in the mirror. Also is a massive cock.

Hey, look at that dude. He is such an ethan!

by st33l3 February 22, 2011

Ethan

A super sweet boy who has beautiful brown eyes. Hes thaught of as unattractive and a nerd, but nerds are more interesting! hes super smart and LOVES science. a little chubby with epic man boobs but a super warm butt. You are lucky to know Ethan

A. Did you see Ethan doing the demensional analysis paper?
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO

by Ethangirl September 20, 2012

Ethan

Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.

Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.

by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008

Ethan

Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.

Ethan is very depressed human.

by Uyxie July 4, 2018

Ethan

He gotta big dick

Wow your such an Ethan

by EAC25 May 28, 2018

Ethan

Ethan; a dick sucking homo loving dumb butt fucker that thinks he's the coolest guy but in reality he's a dumb fuck

Ethan is gay

by Only facts January 4, 2016

Ethan

A guy who loves to go round sending nudes to every girl who's has skin. He's very tall, and has a 6.5cm and crusty dick.

There's nothing like a good old Ethan ;)

by 6.6cmandcrusty May 29, 2016