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Guy-Whos-Hair-Does-This

a person whos hair flips to the side (must motion the direction of hair with fingers when said)
"hey, guy-whos-hair-does-this, can i borrow some hairgel?"
by SCHOOLBOY1 January 17, 2010
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that's what a man does

The definition for "That's what a man does" entered by Burner is perfect.

the phrase itself derived from the Girl Next Door...
-There is this really hot girl, the girl next door
=So did you bang her yet?
-Yeah, right I banged her (sarcasm)
because "THATS WHAT A MAN DOES."

Lines that are associated with "what a man does":

"All I wanna do is bang hot chicks" (girl next door)
"We are all going streaking...through the quad to the gymnasium" (old school)
"F#CK IT, I'll squeeze one" (GND)
"We can't lose our composure" (OS)
"You got to use my girlfriend, shes so good, wanna give her a throw?" (GND)
"I guess I am a little freaked out about only having sex with one person (points to his wife) for the rest of my life" (OS)
"How's the rack?" (GND)
"Do you know how lucky you are to land someone as sexually enlightened as Hedi..look Columbus wasn't looking for America when he went sailing away, but he found it and that sure as heck worked out for the rest of us" (0S)
"I would have nailed her right there and then"(GND)

FOR INFO ON HOW TO DO WHAT A MAN DOES: Learn from anything that a man has done in the Girl Next Door (especially giving her Bourbon to get her drunk for sex) and Old School. These are textbook examples of "what a man does."
examples are listed above.
by Ytown man July 14, 2005
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What does Mickey say?

What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.
Dude one: What does Mickey say?

Dude two: 11:30

Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.
by sleddood May 24, 2009
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how does ya?

how does ya yoth?
by botaf November 11, 2003
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NOC does

They were going to reset there sonic wall the NOC did not see anything wrong on the photo router. If the internet is not working. No other ticket was made they thought resetting the wall would correct the problem if it did not they would call back and we would reopen the ticket
This issue is now over 4 days old. So a new ticket number is needed
NOC Does: NOC Doesn't
by Pat the Cat Man January 9, 2013
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Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.
Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.
by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019
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