A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.
by Papa T January 26, 2021
Get the Leena Diseasemug. A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
Get the Swanson's diseasemug. n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
by Dr. N C May 24, 2013
Get the Hewko's Diseasemug. by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
Get the captain diseasemug. by 964 December 29, 2019
Get the Platts diseasemug. Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.
by ak80 August 6, 2014
Get the barrel diseasemug. When a person of ethnic descent contracts a severe illness from another person who is white just like when the early pilgrims who hung out with the Native Americans and spread illnesses to them.
I was hanging out with my friend who was sick and now I feel sick to! I feel ike I got that pilgrims disease!
by Captain-A-Train April 29, 2021
Get the Pilgrims diseasemug.