dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

the dirt label

A flagship store where you get poon tang and a light skin monkey works at the desk. All there clothes are unqiue where Some belong in the trash. Either way the store will get you pussy

Damn you shop at the dirt label you must get all the pussy

by Jackjack1000 May 14, 2015

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

Dirt Nigger

how to call hispanics the n word, same way black people are called the plain and simple hard r and arabic people are called sand niggers, dirt nigger is what to call mexicans or anything below the rio grande (we all know THEYRE the same thing anyways)

KKK MEETING

KKK1 : "What a spic"

KKK2: "Actually thats an old term, the grand master dragon wizard said from now on we call them dirt niggers"

by SuperSpaceAids November 27, 2021

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016