hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

Derp

A person saying derp is completely random but as it means that the person is very weird to begin with.

Person1:Derp
Everyone else:shuffles away.

by TheKittyOfNight December 8, 2017

derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014

Derp Candy

Someone on discord

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot

by Derp Candy March 11, 2021

Derp

When a person says or does something stupid.

Me: Kailey ur a derp!

Kailey: I know!!

by BoozerRulzz November 12, 2018

Derp

An insult meaning something , and/or someone is being stupid or is stupid or dumb

Mandy is being a little derp

by thedownwardspiral1994 April 5, 2017