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David

A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.
Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*
by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012
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David

A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys
ur a David d
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
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David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat
by Thommytanks November 21, 2019
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David

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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David

Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
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David

An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
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David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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