marching to the beat of his own drum

a common euphemism for masturbation.

“You know, I’ve been called a maverick — someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,” McCain said to cheers.

by onan_the_barbarian October 20, 2008

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.

Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011

Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Drum Dive

A ‘technique’ where a band's drummer or another member of the band intentionally physically jumps or falls into the drum kit at the end of a show. The jump is often compared to the action of jumping into a bed.

The term is most famously associated with The Who's drummer, Keith Moon, who would have bandmates dive onto his drum kit. More recently, Emily Armstrong (formerly the singer of Dead Sara and currently the co-lead vocalist for Linkin Park) was known for performing this antic on stage at the end of her shows with Dead Sara.

Person 1: I’ve been watching some of Emily’s Dead Sara shows after she joined Linkin Park. She just keeps doing drum dives!

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink November 27, 2025