Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.

Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.

by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022

Fishy Whopper Doodle

A technique used by Opa Locka Rob on his Egyptian Chickens. It’s often used as a finishing move for these chickens in chicken fighting. Rob is known as a chicken whisperer and sells his chickens regularly

Rob taught his chickens how to the the Fishy Whopper Doodle and now they are undefeated

by Edgar Allen Poop September 14, 2023

cock a doodle

To leave. Abbreviated form of 'cock a doodle do one'

"Shall we cock a doodle?"
"Yeah, let's do one."

by Cree$e November 15, 2007

Dank Doodle

1) Amazing, cool, awesome.

2) Defining something that is EXTREMELY dank, usually a (new) meme.

Wow! The new Kerchoo meme is SO Dank Doodle!

by Higgle Dooda October 30, 2017

Yankee Doodle

The Yankee Doodle is a term used to describe any action that one cannot name at the time for legal reasons.

Man: oh, a child molester guess I better do the ol Yankee Doodle.

by Grue Noncehelmet June 14, 2019

Whoopsie doodle

fucking up cookies (literal)

WHOOPSIE DOODLE, it appears we mixed the cookie factory with the tampon factory

by larry stintz December 2, 2020

golden doodle

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.

I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…

by whoops, let me clean that off March 7, 2008