Don’t not like you

Means she does like you in a secret message she didn’t want you to find it out right away because she wants you to go crazy over it

Hey Austin I know you said you like me and I don’t not like you

by Vic loves you April 29, 2021

Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

don’t snap

Sniveling apology

Don’t snap me you conservative turd!

by Seventy-four South January 25, 2021

Don’t pepper my jelly

Slang way of (playfully or seriously) saying “if you keep it up you’re gonna make me upset”
I.E. Don’t test my limits
Don’t piss me off
Don’t add fuel to the fire

A friend is being rude about you having a good time and they keep trying to bring down your vibe by making you angry

“Don’t salt my jam and don’t pepper my jelly”
(Don’t burst my bubble and don't test me”)

“Quit peppering my jelly”
(You’re pissing me off)

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

Don’t Slap on Me (It, Them)

Don’t hate on me, it, them. A common term.

“Hey man, you look like shit.”
“Bro, Don’t Slap on Me (It, them).”

by boobiesbopper September 18, 2023

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

Don’t wanna pull a frasier

You don’t want to poop yourself.

I need to get to a bathroom i don’t wanna pull a frasier

by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022