el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.

dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.

by roguespierre December 20, 2005

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.

by weaktits December 17, 2008

dirt ladder

When you gather dirt on coworkers with intention of extortion to climb the corporate ladder.

Nick started an "off record" work chat in order to get his peers to leak information he could use to climb his dirt ladder.

by Old Sparky April 9, 2020

Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

the dirt label

A flagship store where you get poon tang and a light skin monkey works at the desk. All there clothes are unqiue where Some belong in the trash. Either way the store will get you pussy

Damn you shop at the dirt label you must get all the pussy

by Jackjack1000 May 14, 2015