tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 11, 2004

Steam Deck

A sexual act which is the combination of the venerable "Cleveland Steamer" with an "Upper Decker". To preform this maneuver, one must first defecate into their willing partner's open mouth. Then after depressing the left ear of the one whom's mouth had just been shat into, they must swallow the still steaming payload. (Attempting to emulate a flushing sound while doing so is optional)

Steam Deck is a powerful handheld gaming PC that delivers the Steam games and features you love.

by HL4confirmed August 7, 2021

Hit the deck

To go to bed, to sleep.

I'm tired, I guess its time to hit the deck.

by keroja December 4, 2010

Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

by J-coke da killa September 1, 2013

Upper deck check

The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.

I'm going to do a round of upper deck checks.

*throw open bathroom door* UPPER DECK CHECK!!

by cocodette October 12, 2011

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

papa johns on deck

Referring to a drug dealer who is willing to deliver having stock in.

John: papa johns on deck
Abe: come through man. you know my address.

by bregalston September 26, 2010