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by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Custard

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them
by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022
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Tubby Custard

A larger guys cum.
She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo
by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.
My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.
by Paulsteven August 10, 2016
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