Cullen

A "man" that is from Bemidji Minnesota and is known for all of his "cool stunts." A Cullen will tell you millions of times how much he loves Honda Civics, which he drives but the car is not his.
A Cullen will take his "friends" car and crash it and blame it on you. A Cullen will not pay you back for anything he takes from you. A Cullen will say that he has "fire weed" but no one will get high off of it. A Cullen will tell you he has a "badass truck" and "bombass subs."

Guy 1 - hey do you know that one guy Cullen?
Guy 2 - yeah, he took my belt one day and never gave it back.
Guy 1 - damn man, sorry to hear that.

by TheManKnownAsGod420 November 11, 2019

cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014

Cullen

A Cullen is a magical recluse type wizard that has infinite knowledge of magicka. He was transported from the merlin era to the far future of the 1990s and must face the challenges any wizard faces when transported to the future! Debt, crippling deppression, and work! Will he be able to go back? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

Woah dude check out that guys dreads! He must be a cullen from the prophecy! Totally tubular!

by Sophi3cak3s93 November 5, 2022

Cullenate

The act of biting someones arm, piercing their flesh so that blood trickles onto their hand and onto the floor, then licking it off their arm, enjoying the taste of it.

A person who partictipates in this activity is called a Cullenator.

"Do you know. Emily likes to Cullenate. You can tell by the bloodstains on her hand!"

"Hey Carla is such a Cullenator!"

by Jennypapiasta August 30, 2009

Cullenized

VERB

put an end to the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it

"the computer had ben cullenized by a brutal being"

by Brownspot03 August 16, 2022

emmet cullen

An Emmet is a chad vampire. He is a geezer but American. and does NOT go to the pub and is nicer than the traditional British lad. He is quite big and usually in a silly goofy mood, bordering on dad humour.

person: is that an emmet cullen?
me: yes!! he looks like a geezer but much nicer :)

by soiboi2day February 28, 2023

Cullen

Andreas Bissylas hoodman

Cullen is the Andreas

by Bro what ohhh Connor Boyce March 25, 2024