crusty mcfinkster

The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.
by crusty March 30, 2003
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crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.
Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise
by Not ur dad but doin ur mom October 01, 2013
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Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.
Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker
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Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.
Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.
by PreNatel January 05, 2011
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crusty corndog

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!
by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 30, 2017
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Crusty Buthole

Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.
Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".
by Chaddog January 01, 2010
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