country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.

Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.

by Greekling October 6, 2019

Broncos Country

The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12

Broncos country... lets ride to 5-12

by broncosrider November 1, 2023

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

country squash

A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.

Susan sure is a country squash!

by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017

Cross country

Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.

Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever

by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009