Ill-Competent

A word to often used to describe the incompetence of people (normally females)

You are being Ill-Competent, get lurned.

by BlackShadowz January 1, 2012

Harsh(Compelled)

Wish to have alot of brand new chicks,
Tryna be a savage to give no shits,
Always wanna get these pussies lit,
In reality , my character doesn't really get fit,
Why they still think I'm a fucking kid,
Don't they realise I'm the new Brad Pitt,
But by time I have realised it,
That Im Harsh, I cannot have big _.

I am Harsh(Compelled), u ain't.

by H I TT E R November 23, 2021

Cinderella Complexer

One who has grown up under the guise that a real life Prince Charming exists, and genuinely operates under the premise that her life will follow a narrative much like that of Cinderella.

I am a hopeless Cinderella Complexer and I can’t wait to find my Prince Charming on Bumble!!

by Hunnie B July 28, 2024

situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.

"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"

by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025