Colombian Colin

The act of blasting on another and letting it dry then snorting said blast of there body.

Yo I gave that ho the best 2 seconds then gave her the Colombian Colin.

by LIL JIZZER June 24, 2025

Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

by LtMcRo July 6, 2025

Cogombophobia

The intense and irrational fear of cardboard boxes.

Please dont bring any cardboard boxes around me I have cogombophobia.

by Thegrummymuffin November 13, 2025

Colombian Courtesy

Giving a friend or stranger a bump of cocaine with no expectation of anything in return

"You want a bump mate?"
"Sure mate"
"No worries, just a little Colombian courtesy"

by TFCKT November 17, 2025

Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis

Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher

by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025

Colombian Roulette

When you buy a bag from a new plug for the first time and someone gotta be the “is it fentanyl” guinea pig.

Mr. Mike is really down for everything. He doesn’t even mind playing Colombian Roulette for us.

by MaddieLoverBabyGoat December 10, 2025

Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026