Cethal

Somebody who talks shit, but wont say anything to your face.

Man that guys a Cethal!

by bladeecity September 7, 2022

Jacob Cottage

Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks

Jacob Cottage is gay

by Yormom69 December 12, 2019

cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

by Jacobill April 18, 2008

Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.

he’s acting like a certain man

by Thiago silva August 21, 2021

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

Gay ass catta bitch fagot

Somebody who do too much and acts like a gay catta

Your a gay ass catta bitch fagot

by Slayybitch slay 💞 April 8, 2019

Mr. Citta

The Band Director of the *First in State* Waterloo West High Marching Band in Iowa. One of the meanest directors out there. "One more time" to him could easily equal 20, and the long rangers and his band tower could easily be used to broadcast his marching band propaganda. He has actually made band members cry. Once marching band is over, he goes through a very scary metamorphasis process into a normal human being...except for being bald on top.
Most of the freshmen retain some sort of fear of him throughout the year... a.k.a. Citphobia

Mr. Citta: You'll get your water break after one more time
*20 times later*
The Marchers: *mooan* Can we have our break now?
Citta: RAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!!

by Some random marcher from that one place December 9, 2008