Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

the cutest pet ever

pusee cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by minecraft pro roblox January 20, 2021

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Catting

The incorporation of cats of all breeds and colors into everyday life. Most times of leisure are spent in close proximity to felines. It’s their house, you’re just living in it. This is not just a preference, it is a way of life.

“Hey Gary, what’s with you and all your cat pictures?” “Man listen, I’ve been catting since the day I was born!”

by Melodramaniac August 24, 2020

cat

cat, an animal that stinks

that cat smells terrible what the fuck

by Piet wijn June 8, 2018

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014