Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

Catfish Fuck

The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.

Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”

by NEVERMINDDDDDD June 11, 2022

reverse catfishing

When a hot and high status person pretends to be someone ugly and low-status online to see who will still talk to them and then surprises them in person

That big tall rich guy was reverse catfishing by pretending to be a short poor ugly guy to on Tinder and the surprising the few girls who talked to him

by D Flawless June 12, 2022