Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

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Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

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Carson

A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger

Carson why is there orange semon on sophie

by My pp hurts May 21, 2019

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Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

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Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025

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