Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.
"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
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