Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."
God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"
Adam "Hello."
Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"
God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."
Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"
God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"
Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."
*A few hours later*
Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."
God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."
Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"
God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."
Eve "Hello."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"
God "What? No. That would be stupid-"
Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"
God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."
Adam & Eve 😖
Adam "Snake!" 🫵
God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"
Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."
God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"
Adam "Hello."
Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"
God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."
Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"
God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"
Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."
*A few hours later*
Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."
God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."
Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"
God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."
Eve "Hello."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"
God "What? No. That would be stupid-"
Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"
God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."
Adam & Eve 😖
Adam "Snake!" 🫵
God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"
Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."
God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Cage.mug. by Yama Death God May 8, 2015
Get the Rabbit Cagemug. An Obedience Cage is a cage that can be locked big enough for a human, commonly a commercially available pet cage.
Within BDSM it is used by Dominants as both the home for and punishment of the Submissive.
E.g. In a Male Dominant Master / female submissive scenario:
- The Master would promote the Obedience Cage as the female submissive own domain, where she could go voluntarily when not required by her Master (in which case she would not be locked in and free to come and go withing the greater domain confines) or as a place of punishment (in which case she would be locked in).
- The Obedience Cage is often at the side of and gives direct access to the Master’s bed, the submissive being required to sleep in the cage and locked in a night.
- The Obedience Cage is also used for the purposed of denial and to ensure that a submissive is forced to watch / hear her master entertaining other females in his bed.
Within BDSM it is used by Dominants as both the home for and punishment of the Submissive.
E.g. In a Male Dominant Master / female submissive scenario:
- The Master would promote the Obedience Cage as the female submissive own domain, where she could go voluntarily when not required by her Master (in which case she would not be locked in and free to come and go withing the greater domain confines) or as a place of punishment (in which case she would be locked in).
- The Obedience Cage is often at the side of and gives direct access to the Master’s bed, the submissive being required to sleep in the cage and locked in a night.
- The Obedience Cage is also used for the purposed of denial and to ensure that a submissive is forced to watch / hear her master entertaining other females in his bed.
The submissive was instructed to crawl into her Obedience Cage and locked, being made to watch her Master with another woman.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
Get the Obedience Cagemug. To feel trapped by one’s peripheral vision being blocked by objects such as sunglasses, glasses, baseball caps, and hats
by Joaquinmykitty July 12, 2024
Get the Bird in a cagemug. by mysingingbird May 16, 2015
Get the Python's cagemug. When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night
"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"
by BagelsMan March 13, 2023
Get the Italian rage cagemug.