The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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Nobody knows his real name he is like a shadow at the exception that you can see and know what is a fucking shadow !
Nobody knows his real name he is like a shadow at the exception that you can see and know what is a fucking shadow !
by PotatoOmelet November 21, 2021
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God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"
Adam "Hello."
Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"
God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."
Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"
God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"
Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."
*A few hours later*
Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."
God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."
Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"
God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."
Eve "Hello."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"
God "What? No. That would be stupid-"
Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"
God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."
Adam & Eve 😖
Adam "Snake!" 🫵
God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"
Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."
God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"
Adam "Hello."
Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"
God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."
Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"
God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"
Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."
*A few hours later*
Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."
God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."
Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"
God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."
Eve "Hello."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"
God "What? No. That would be stupid-"
Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"
God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."
Adam & Eve 😖
Adam "Snake!" 🫵
God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"
Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."
God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
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