"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
Get the cleaning the bunny cagemug. 1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.
2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.
Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.
Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
Get the Cagedmug. Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the Clean the Hamster Cagemug. Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010
Get the Cage the woody plantmug. See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Cage thingmug. what an n cage
by bangotango July 10, 2022
Get the n cagemug. 