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cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
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cat cage

She's got a proper dirty cat cage
by Fitza July 5, 2017
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Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Cage the woody plant

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010
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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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n cage

a role player that doesnt actually get the pussy.
what an n cage
by bangotango July 10, 2022
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