Cognitive Dissonance

An individual experiencing Cognitive Dissonance exhibits a reluctance to reason, or accept opposing opinions and views, often resulting in anger, tantrums, and biased and baseless attacks on an persons intellect and character.

A great example is Trump Supporters.

Normal Person: just my opinion; Donald Trump is a good president, but far from the best. He recieves more praise than hes earned.

Person experiencing Cognitive Dissonance: Youre talking out your ass, and are clearly retarded. Your refusal to worship the one true God trump is only a prime example of your truly inferior intellect. You are a garbage American, and a garbage person.

by HeWhoActuallyThinks July 16, 2019

cograg

A small cotton cloth wrapped around the penis before it is inserted into a sub-woofer.

Hey man, I just slapped some lube in my cograg and hit up that Sony.

by David McStang June 13, 2006

cogshell

When cum gets backed up in your dick

Man I wish they had draino for cogshells!

by amandarocks17 August 1, 2010

Coginchaug

The hottest school known in Durham, Ct!!! <3

"I went to Coginchaug High" "luckyyyyyyyyy"

by a coginchaugian May 18, 2006

Cognitive Dissonance

Susan Collins

I'm feeling cognitive dissonance like Susan Collins when I claim I support survivors but I vote for Bret Kavanaugh.

by ravenpaige October 6, 2018

ratio cognoscendi

A basis for comparing dick sizes. A fundamental source and end point for these comparisons to be justified from.

An american to a belgian. "It's a priori man My dick is bigger than yours ratio cognoscendi"

by americalovescanada February 8, 2012

cognitohazard

Cognitohazards are hazards that are brought on by the sights, and are physical. For example, looking at the sun too long is a cognitohazard."

"Cognitohazard SCP-096 contained successfully."

by Vada Blu May 19, 2019