cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident

yar is cock block

by sixty nine February 14, 2025

Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.

Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.

Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.

Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out

You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry

by ovlavla July 2, 2016