Cesar

He lives in Edinburgh his last name is Cruz total of 3 siblings is 15 he was born is August 21 2006

I know where you live Cesar and I will kill you

by Imracist November 21, 2021

Cesar

A nigga who fuck fat bitches in the alley and likes fat pussy

I just a Cesar the other day coming out of school

by Goo oh November 23, 2021

Apple-cest

When people who work at the Apple stores constantly hook up with one another.

I'm glad you don't work there anymore. No more apple-cest relationships.

by really? you need to know? June 4, 2010

Ginge Cest

Sex between two gingers regardless of the fact if they are related or not.

What horrible Ginge Cest, seperate those carrot top bitches.

by OhJayPee December 14, 2011

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

Ex-cessed

is a combination of Ex & obsessed. It describes people who won't get over their ex boy/ girlfriend. They want to get back-together with them. They just won't accept the fact that the relationship is over and there is not a chance they will get back together.

Ed: Rae says that Devin still likes her but he "doesn't want anyone to know." Sure, sure.

Cher: Him and i are like siblings, and I KNOW he is OVER her! She needs to let him go, Rae might still like him but he doesn't feel the same way! It's been over a year since they broke up!
Ed: SO TRU! Talk about clingy! She is so Ex-cessed !!!

by UrbanContributer August 7, 2017

PET CESTODA

It is my CESTODA TAPE WORM GUT PET.

A nice college student bought my PET TASMAN and SHIT a good meal.

My aggressive pet.

ANAL ALAN and since I had my PET TASMAN I get my new name.

Still the other name sticks as get me more SHITEATING DATES.

The little girls , little boys and babies want ANAL ALAN to treat his PET CESTODA well as in fact they want me to name him TASMAN which is a great name.

My PET TASMAN comes first as when I am eating I can feel TASMAN inside of me eating hardy and I know my PET CESTODA is happy when I get abdominal pains after and great constipation as what I like as this SHIT TRANNY feels the pleasure of CHILD BIRTH thanks to my PET TASMAN.

I had a CAPSTANO PEPPER in my PORTA POTTA and I p she'd my BOWEL OUT like having SHIT TO SHIT in fact the CAPSTANO PEPPER disappeared and I am wondering where It went and now I know my PET CESTODA TASMAN came out of my ASSH0LE and grabbed it when I was pushing my RECTAL AREA out.

Listen if ANAL ALAN is lower than SHIT IN SHIT as my PET CESTODA was happily birthed in SHIT IN SHIT ANAL ALAN the SHITEATER has taken a NEW NAME and being lower ..SHIT.. as my PET TASMAN comes first as a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING everyday is in order but I will ..SHIT.. keep FUCKING MY OWN KIND SHIT with my TONGUE RHYTHMS.

OK,JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE your PET CESTODA will help you win dates as advertise on the DOUBLE LIST board you want especially SHIT IN SHIT for SHITEATING as ..SHIT.. is required to.make PET TASMAN happy.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021