cunt cannon

when a women places a fully dressed small child in her uterus then fires it at a man screaming,"you meh buhbies deday"

"hey tim watch out for that bitch,she likes to use her cunt cannon"

by H e a v y F e a t h e r January 28, 2009

Canonsburg

A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.

I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!

by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018

Flange Cannon

A Penis.

My Flange Cannon was on FIRE last night. My girlfriend loved it. 'Can I get a RE-EE-LOAD!

by mtotheo December 15, 2003

Munt Cannon

An act of necrophilia closely related to munting where a small object or animal is inserted into the sexual orifice of a rotting corpse, then the corpses stomach is jumped on, forcing the decomposing insides out of the plugged orifice, and launching the small object or animal high into the air. The act of Munt Cannoning is often followed by Munting.

I just got back from the cemetery where we made this awesome Munt Cannon out of a tasty corpse. That chipmunk must of flown half a mile out of her rotting asshole.

by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008

man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008

Nut Cannon

a long erect cock ready to bust a nut on an unsuspecting female at any given time

Ahhh! Suck my nut cannon you whore! Ahhh! I busted a nut in your fucking face! Suck it bitch!

by Jurgen von Longcock December 9, 2012

Cannonball dookie

while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka...taking a shit while doing a cannonball

john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak.

by tiggermack September 14, 2011