Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 6, 2017

Boner's bonus

Female cum

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 17, 2020

Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.

Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.

by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

chalk boner

noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.

Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.

by BlSH0P December 5, 2009

State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.

Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.

by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010

bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.

Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.

by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013