Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Brushed

Leaving someone on opened or read

“I snapped Lily but she brushed me :(“

by worrrrm April 27, 2021

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

Brush BlimpBalls

Like Rush Limpballs only blimp size to match his ego!

You serious?
Brush BlimpBalls?
You can't figure that out?
I thought this up way back in the 90s when he first came on-air in Cleveland, even drew a picture.

by Ohscrew-it August 3, 2010

Philly Boot Brush

Requires a two headed woman, the man must stand overtop of the heads, and gyrate back and forth allowing the mouths to “brush” his asshole and penis.

I went on a date with lacy and Lucy last night and we did the Philly boot brush! It was the best when lacy chewed on my hemorrhoid like a gob stopper.

by Greenknuckles September 5, 2025

Virginia Brush Fire

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.

by Commander Benefits September 5, 2019

Brushed

A male or female whose outfit is well put together.

ahh, she looked well brushed

by Kerbdashian January 7, 2017