Brett Michael Sanchez

Brett Sanchez, A.K.A. "Manchez", "Dirty Manchez", "Dirrrrty Sanchez", "Little Bitch", "Corn Hole Eater"

n. - Punk ass bitch. Enjoys giving poop mustaches. Also enjoys receiving poop mustaches. Takes excessive showers and is overly-obsessed with the game console "xbox-360" and is notorious for ditching his friends to play said game console. Also takes excessive amounts of time to operate motorized vehicles. Essentially drives like an senior asian woman or bitch.

Brett Michael Sanchez likes men.

"Brett, you drive like such a bitch."
"Brett you don't need to take your fucking fifth shower today."
"Brett, suck my cock."
"Brett, you fucking 'nigga-lipped that bitch.'"

by Alex Joseph Lee January 11, 2008

jayin mad bretts

Another phrase to refer to drinking an enormous amount of beers.

Holy shit, I got so munted jayin mad bretts last night.

by J.M.W. October 28, 2007

Im Brett Favre bitch

if you have the name brett favre, that gives you the ability to do anything you want and retire from it and do it again and retire from it and do it again similar to chuck norris effect

"Im gonna drive across the ocean" "You cant do that!" "Im Brett Favre bitch"

by donjoivate September 23, 2009

Brett's 3 Deadly Challanges

Three challanges that consist of:
1. Chugging an entire bottle of vodka in one night

2. Taking 20 hits from a bong in a row

3. Packing a mouth with a full tin of snus for 60 minutes

"Bro are you doing any of Brett's 3 deadly challanges?" "Nahh dude, those are fucked up."

by bseggs November 3, 2011

Where's the Brett-mice-ter?

Code, when at a party or social event, secretly saying that it is "time to leave."

Hey man, where's the brett-mice-ter?

I was thinking the same thing.

by Joom Joom June 15, 2010

Brett Kramer from half•alive

Brett Kramer is the drummer of the band half•alive

Brett Kramer from half•alive is a meme

by Shanithefrog December 11, 2019

Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad

It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.

by J Topel November 22, 2021