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Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.
I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.
by Cherryish October 17, 2017
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Breakfess

Allegedly, the first meal of the day as spelled and pronounced by one who has only heard of it and rarely if ever has been awake and able to partake in it before it officially turns into lunch.
Did I miss breakfess again. What’s for lunch.
by BobbyWeir December 28, 2018
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Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
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Breakfast Fortnite Killer

It originated from the Netflix Original, "Woah, Watch Out." It kind of grew and grew, and then it got bigger, the director got sacked, and 4 kids got mo-. So, he ain't on the scene anymore, a bit akward! *Backflips*
by WhutJuYuoMeen564!? July 27, 2023
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Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008
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Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
by scubasteven November 23, 2009
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Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.
We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.
by baloo1 November 14, 2011
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