Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob

A rich dumb ass who likes to fuck with people but cries when he's the victim.

That person is such a bob.

by Fuck hell fuck March 15, 2017

Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

BOB

The most commonly used name to represent a imaginary person.

Teacher: Okay class today we will be making our own story with your own character with a name.
Most of the kids: I am gonna name my character BOB.

by kurma March 9, 2018

Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name

bob

by bruh was taken June 2, 2020