Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style
"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"
"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016
Get the hotline blingingmug. by Yona Son Of Sandra November 23, 2021
Get the Bling Blang Rossmug. Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
Get the blingmug. All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
Get the Jingle Blingmug. The practice of dressing up ones dog in designer fashion dog clothes and dog jewelry and accessories. Commonly identified with all types of dogs including French Bulldogs, York Terriers, and dogs of all sizes.
by Rockin Dogs December 10, 2020
Get the Dog Blingmug. when:
-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,
-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize
all of the above is annoying.
-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,
-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize
all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
by dr.light September 27, 2010
Get the dock blingmug. by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009
Get the Bling Master (Boob Magnet)mug.