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Lost my Thai curry bet

When that urge to purge that spicey gas turns muddy.
Fuck, gambled and lost my Thai curry bet... Gotta go grab a wet wipe and some new boxers... See you in 10 minutes.
by spflex57 November 30, 2019
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How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?
by BluBaron45 December 8, 2013
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I bet you're fun at parties

A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:

(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.

(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.
Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."

Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"

Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."

Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
by PalpatineDidNothingWrong March 15, 2021
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I Bet Ya, I Have Ya Sayin' Ya Love Me

The lovin' is soooo good in bed, that you have your girl screamin she loves ya at the top of her lungs!
Doin it doggystyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Olsen 9 January 31, 2005
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I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya
If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."
by pigeon cc February 26, 2018
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Bet

A term used by mainly dummies when someone says they’ll do something to them. They use this to agree and seal the deal but they don’t really know what they’ll do if the event occurs.
Guy: We are gonna fight.

Girl: Bet
*next day, no fight occurs*
by Chöp Chöp October 13, 2019
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