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Bent

When you go at it lawn chair style, legs touching your chest and over his shoulders and he pounds the fuck out of you. The next morning you wake up and your hips hurt and you limp.
madison: why are you walking weird?
Liberty: I got bent last night!
Madison: damn, that’s what I call a good fuck!
by Wrinklebrow October 13, 2019
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bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.
“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”
by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024
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Get Bent

Karen: "I wanted to park there!"
Canadian:"get bent bud"
Or
"You need to pay off your student debt or we'll be taking your home"
"Get bent buddy I just graduated"
by Mr.Meeseeks November 4, 2021
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Bent

by shenaniganz2222221 October 30, 2017
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>

The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>
The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025
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