BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.

Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.

by lalala730 September 13, 2017

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Sas Girls basketball

They are so so so bad. Besides two 7th grade girls all the other 7th graders are horrible

Overall sas girls basketball looks fun but don’t be on there team there bad.

by ~ anonymous 😭 November 10, 2019

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.

The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019

basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.

Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.

by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.

Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.

by martypartyparty April 26, 2021

Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)

My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.

by Miz Pee November 4, 2019