bash sand

To bash sand up one’s ass

I was going to tell my employer to bash sand after I was told to do something

by Anonymous moose knuckle September 21, 2023

hang bash

Noun - a P1 gathering usually involving a 2 to 1 sausage to jug ratio. **ratio swings to 1 to 2 sausage/jug if man boobs are included.

Ex: Peggy and Donna couldn't keep their boobies to themselves at last night's Hang Bash.

by Jiggity McDiggity May 13, 2014

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019

Bash[bosh]

She has a bash in between her ass

“Wow have u seen how many bashboshshe has on her booty”

by hshvsv e naiaib July 17, 2023

Ranga Bash

When you drive through a crowd of handicapped ranga children as a form of entertainment

Ranga Bash: When you drive through a crowd of handicapped ranga children as a form of entertainment

Me: "Hey bro, wanna go Ranga Banging?"

Friend: "Yeah dude that would be sick!!"

by THE_M1LKM4N August 31, 2020

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014

velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016