A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019
Get the Fuzz Banditmug. Fingering someone with your hand in the shape of a gun, much like the way a bandit holds a six shooter
by creedy July 5, 2012
Get the Bandit fuckingmug. A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.
Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.
by lemon pops January 24, 2019
Get the brita banditmug. Bitcoin Bandit is a term used in the com to represent them being a theif to cryptocurrency or one who simswaps. People known as plugwalkjoe, doc, jon, and alot more out there. plugwalk joe is known for hacking twitter and other social medias through a method known as simswap, his victims are celebrities such as EX twitter CEO, Donaldtrump, more. Doc is known for his notorious simswap hack that landed himself $15M in bitcoin/USD in 1 lick. Doc owns a few handles but the main known as @5 on instagram. the reason i added jon in that list is because recently he was caught flexing/flashing a lick he hit to be around $10M-20M with a few other friends split into 2 groups to accomplish this lick whos names are unknown at this time. jon is new to the scene but recently been investigated in Sinaloa, Mexico by the mexicans government for being apart of a huge drug scam involving the Sinaloa Cartel known to be ran by the infamous druglord/kingpin El Chapo aka one if the most wanted men in Mexico during his time. Jon was raided in Mexico around May of 2023 which caused this event to be posted all over tiktok and reportedly $3M in cash and 2 ferrari's 1 known as a LaFerrari driven by Jon himself who was seen fleeing the scene in a pickup truck and the other known as a Ferrari F8 Tributo driven by a associate who is still unknown to this day. He flashes all his wealth over instagram by the username @comandantejon and other alternative instagram accounts.
by The Snitch of Snitches August 9, 2023
Get the bitcoin banditmug. A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented
Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.
by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010
Get the Barbou Banditmug. When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
by Phoofs March 17, 2016
Get the Soda banditmug. Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
Get the Toilet Banditmug.