growling at the badger

Although often used to indicate oral sex on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.

Growling at the badger is the orgasmic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.
Growling at the badger sound effects

Man: fnarr fnarr
Badger: *badger sounds*
Sausage:...
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Sea Badgers

plural of above, on their way to the states with spiritual leader jimbo, refered to in his statement on 99% of americans are stupid as shit
no jenkins i saw two sea badgers not one sea badger, my mistake
by jimbo jr. January 30, 2005
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badger costume

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.
Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!
by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005
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Beer Badger

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w
Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night
by Welsh wizard July 13, 2009
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Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.
Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.
by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007
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wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.
"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"
by Alex Thomas....... June 29, 2006
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purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.
Jay is a purple badger.
by Sean Lloyd March 02, 2005
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