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Jason-born

the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim
But there is one all of humanity fear...he is voorheekiin JASON-BORN ......MUH-CHET-EEE
by Cash Grab September 10, 2018
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People born on a thursday

People born on a thursday means that the person born on a thursday is 100% gay.
eg.:
p1: hi, im born on a thursday.
p2: gay
by seeeeecy March 11, 2024
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born

(adj.)
1. Experienced, knowledgeable; wise
2. Old
1. "Did you see that guy's driving?!"

"Yeah, it's so good! He's definitely born."
2. "Your birthday is in 1986? Dude, you're actually born."
by NikkiTheSilly June 4, 2025
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first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.
Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.
by aromabinger August 7, 2023
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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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