A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:
A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.
A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.
Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!
by JMac_attack March 2, 2011
Get the Angry Poodlemug. I read about the Angry Dragon in the Urban Dictionary and it sounded great, but when I jammed my cock down her throat, she bit it off, and then while I was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my ass. Then she and four of her friends beat the shit out of me. I just got out of the hospital this morning.
by Uncle Meat December 26, 2008
Get the angry dragonmug. When a man goes down on a girl close to her period then looks at the mirror or girl only discover blood around his mouth looking like an angry clown.
Chick one says to chick two " my boyfriend went down on me last night I must of got my period because he came up looking like an angry clown! "
by Antidouche September 9, 2009
Get the angry clownmug. When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style, he suddenly sticks it in her behind and flaps her arms making sqwaking noises with an awkward expression on her face.
Dude! I heard you and your girl all the way downstairs last night!
Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.
Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.
by Yolanda Yomama March 21, 2008
Get the Angry Pteradactylmug. A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
by kiesersozay January 20, 2011
Get the Angry Truckermug. 1) You need a slim, straight dark haired, tan or bronze skinned hottie.
2) You need to make love to her doggy style
3) You need to have a long feather.
As you bring you partner to climax you insert the feather into her love cheerio. As she is moaning in orgasmic delight and surprised anger you grab her by the hair and shove her face into a pillow or the bed then quickly pull her back up. Repeat this move as many times as possible. The broken-up moans mimic the sound of a stereotypical Indian. There you have it, one angry pocahontas
2) You need to make love to her doggy style
3) You need to have a long feather.
As you bring you partner to climax you insert the feather into her love cheerio. As she is moaning in orgasmic delight and surprised anger you grab her by the hair and shove her face into a pillow or the bed then quickly pull her back up. Repeat this move as many times as possible. The broken-up moans mimic the sound of a stereotypical Indian. There you have it, one angry pocahontas
"This little hottie took me back to her place last night. So I'm bone'en her doggy style and just as she's cum'in I notice a feather stick'in outa her down comforter. I couldnt resist, I had to give her the angry pocahontas. Man once she stopped shaken she chased me all over the apartment with a pocket knife."
by Moonpie Eater October 18, 2008
Get the angry pocahontasmug. When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
by likeasumboodeee April 23, 2014
Get the The Angry Piratemug.