tailor allen dow

a fuck boi with a small penis and only lasts 7 seconds in bed also a major dick

garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi

by pscribbles May 14, 2015

jody-allen

Extremely handsome fella always great in bed, usually has a large member, sweet and kind to others.

That jody-allen sure is great!

by Hannahchloe December 19, 2016

sid allen

Spoilt twat who has no lovelife. He only wears rich kid designer brands. OK person but can be rather annoying.

For fuck sake stop being a sid Allen

by Turbanator123@ November 1, 2017

Layne Allen

A pale wanna be Justin Bieber boy virgin

Dude 1: “ Yo look it’s a Layne Allen “ Dude 2: “ Yo not a Layne Allen noooo ”

by Fat but July 18, 2018

Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish

Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen

by n166 October 11, 2018

Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!

Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!

by boobcak December 4, 2018

riley allen

lizard girl. also very short

yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick

by urmomsahoe69 April 22, 2019