alabama clam slammer

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.

alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand

by Teemurph December 9, 2009

Montgomery, Alabama

aka The Gump is the capital city of Alabama. Home of "The Montgomery Biscuits" , class AA affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays and birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement. Location where Rosa Parks refused to move to the back of the bus. Hank Williams Sr. is also buried in "The Gump". Also sometimes referred to as "Gumptown".

Montgomery, Alabama is the capital city of Alabama.

by choccoberrycrunch December 29, 2010

ahahahahaha

a very playfull (not evil) plan laugh

person 1: i no lets go and skip through this field
person 2: sounds like a plan ahahahahaha

by jollypenguin August 23, 2005

Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.

"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"

"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"

"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"

by Captain Planet Ozone Edition May 18, 2006

Alabama Dirt Whistle

Some one takes a dump in your mouth and you spit it back into theirs.

Though she wasnt musically inclined,she sure could play a mean Alabama Dirt Whistle.

by Scott,Jacob& Sarah June 22, 2006

aahana

Aahana is the type of person who’d you want in your life.. she’s funny, smart beautiful and caring! She falls in love with people who she can’t be with but isn’t afraid to live life

be friends with aahana

by dingalongs May 30, 2019

Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.

I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005