joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

home design (the account)

This is somehow becoming a fandom full of galvanized square steel and eco Friendly wood veneer.

"We should cover the galvanized square steel with eco Friendly wood veneer. I love using a specific type of steel and a specific type of wood veneer to expand my home! Thanks to home design (the account)!"

by Stars made of galvanized steel June 2, 2024

Blue account

An OnlyFans account.

“I should start a blue account. Everyone seems to be a top .9999% earner on that site.”

by NowTomorrowLater September 2, 2024

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun

Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool

by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024

Accountability

3 triangles in 5 minutes

This isn’t punishment, you’re being held accountable. Once we win or cut the bullshit we’re done.
Accountability.

by Rose State Retards February 17, 2022

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024