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naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"
by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006
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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 2, 2009
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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
by AnJaHC May 23, 2006
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Like Attacked

When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.
victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!
by BrokenWarrior92 February 1, 2010
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Skank Attack

When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.

angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!

Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.

Guy rejects skank...

skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..

Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010
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Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained
Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!
by _____Fleur November 23, 2009
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Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023
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