naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"
by DarkRob2000 April 04, 2006
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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 03, 2009
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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
by AnJaHC May 17, 2006
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Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.
by Rashid Khalifa May 07, 2020
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Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.
Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.
by Ghost in the Attic. July 07, 2013
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Unwrap Attack

An act of extreme excitement the moment after unwrapping a gift.
What's your favorite childhood memory?

The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday
by bxrad78 November 24, 2010
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flash attack

A traumatic reaction when initially receiving a dick pic!
Penny:
I was blinded, dazed and lost my balance. I had to sit down with a cold compress to recover from my flash attack.

Karen:
After recovering from my flash attack I proceeded to show all my home girls and they experienced the same trauma.
by P&K1234 September 27, 2015
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