Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!
by Shrecks mothers cats toenail November 02, 2019
to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them
by doodlebarry July 12, 2017
by OofSquad October 18, 2017
by Yayeet 777 November 21, 2019
A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.
Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.
by Matthew Zhang March 02, 2017
Not an accessory.
Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!
Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
by Diiiak February 20, 2013
by sweetness!!!!!!!! October 10, 2005