almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:

almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.

by Bolin! October 20, 2008

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Almost 18

that time when you want to stop saying you are 17 so that people will think you are older, more mature, and ready to date them

guy: hey hot stuff, how old are you?

girl: Almost 18

guy: ok, let's go

by Dest438 February 22, 2009

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almighty stan

a man with hair longer than any normal girl.

girl:damn, that is one almighty stan, i wish my hair was as sleek and shiny

dude: thanks, the secret is i wash, rinse, and repeat... TWICE

by mandersmagee September 12, 2009

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Almunther

Almunther is realy self centered person, he can turn into john wick when he feels in danger. He really doesn’t give a fuck about people

Almunther is a serial killer

by Hatchthuck April 15, 2019

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almond milk girl

the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.

Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.

by flowershops March 30, 2020

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Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022

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taking my almond for a walk

A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.

taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk,taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk

by Google eyeball June 22, 2020

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