susan stewart

Has had everything in life handed to her. A silver platter Princess. Her royal entourage follows her wherever she goes.

If my name was Susan Stewart I would be living on Easy Street.

by Big Red Man September 29, 2023

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

dirty susan

a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.

she pulled a dirty susan last night.

by i know_what you_did July 18, 2023

Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

“Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 03, 2020

Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families April 04, 2018

Susan Day!

Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!

Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!

by reallymarcia September 10, 2022